Please, just stop calling

Two things I hate about talking on the phone:

1) At my job, dumbasses always call me with NONBUSINESS-RELATED matters, then expect me to help them. What? It's not in my job descript; get it right!
It wouldn't be so bad if they would just listen. I still try to help people even though they screwed up and dialed the wrong number. But when they catch an attitude as if it's my DUTY to assist them, that's when I wanna jump through the phone and catch a case.

2) I hate it when guys somehow get my number, or I give it to them because I believe they could be helpful in someway (i.e., coworkers, maintenance folks, etc.), and they call me all the time like a creep! Ugh! Guys that are just plain undesireable. I mean, I'm not the most beautiful woman in the world, but I am quite attractive and have a lot going for myself. What makes them think they have a snowball's chance in hell of me replacing my boyfriend with them? Why don't these guys just get it? I swear, I don't lead them on in any way. I wanna change my number and then blow up my phone!

Oh yeah! Other things I can't stand about my job:
1) It's too cold. My bones hurt and my fingernails turn blue. "Some women are going through menopause." Well some women like me are sitting up in here waiting on their medical and vacation time to kick in and are freezing!
2) Underpaid, underappreciated, yadda, yadda, ya. Pretty much everyone feels this way, though, but I had to say it.